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OCTOBER 8,1968
by Dolly Wilson
Strictly speaking, no. On the otherwise, it is only by maybe-ing that one can truly yes.
But it does not aecessarily follow that simply because hates to write Egypt and constitution, he will feel like clapping at the end of 5:30 mass. There are more factors to consider than mathmati-cals. The above has been pre-reported but They still buy newspapers. It's only a matter of Time.
But I digress, sentences three backwards Reading one might take for an instants, the case working on a line entered in "Smoker Banter 68": "All of the syrup con-
tainers have my fingerprints on them". What a realm of possibilities - providing one does not stick to reality therapy. Could it be said that the dear girl lacked attention as a child? Or that the sweet young thing confessed to mess? Or that she sat deeply in guilt? O, when is a syrup container life, except with ants? Maybe the poor girl was, and had a work contract in the kitchen. And our maybe becomes yes, we have no bananas. The why's must not overtake the what's.
And now that order has been taken, I leave you with a thought to go: If it is true that the color of the clothes one wears fits his mood, wherever does that leave the clergy?
A Nonconformist In Sexy
Tennis Shoes
by Mara Loeb
In Tolkiens Lord of the Rings there were characters called Ents who were as old as age itself, who knew everything there was to know about plants and worked with them in their own special, patient way. If ever an Ent entered the convent it would come out like Sister Rember-ta. She is of indefinite age, looks amazingly tall from my 5'2" and has a peaceful countenance that is a joy to see. Her specialty? Wildflowers!
You may happen upon her in her laboratory drying out carefully collected specimens in her ovens and looking a little like a sorceress among her roots and herbs. She has pressed and dried flowers dat-
ing from the early 19 hundreds that look like Victorian parlor prints in their simplicity and precise perfection.
I would give anything to see her collecting her plants in her "sexy" tennis shoes, described as resembling row boats and her long habit )she couldn't get used to a new one), rolling under barbed wire fences and sweeping her way through tall grasses. Oh the care with which each leaf is treated, and carefully handled, labeled, dried and filed away as a college student. She is one of those wonderful people who can transmit interest and vitality to the people she cones in contact with; a really worthwhile person to know.
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a scoreless third period. In the fourth quarter, ball carrier Jo Claeys was downed on the Fre-Sos 9 yard line, and was helped off the field. The Junior-Senior ball control tactics were consistently blunted by the Fre-Sos defensive line, as the game lagged into the fourth quarter, the final Fre-Sos points came with Kathy Hack's sprint. The 19-13 score may be called the true measure of both team's ability and was definitely not ladies night on the St. Ben's field.
Corona Hall
St. Benedict's development plans continue to unfold while preliminary approval is obtained and bids are passed for the construction of Corona Hall, prospective resident hall on campus. 'Opening ground' ceremonies are tentatively scheduled for sometime in October. No date has been established yet.
This three-story complex will house 185 students in 91 double rooms, one triple and three single rooms. Although slightly smaller, these rooms .will be similar in design to the resident rooms of Aurora and Regina Hall. Annexed to Regina Hall, Corona Hall will be located southwest of Mary Hall Commons near the tennis courts. Mr. Green of Hammel, Green and Abra-hamson Inc., is the architect.
by Ann Keefe
The whole evening started out on a rather slow key.
The "variety" show needed more spark, life and vitality. Also variety would have helped. Various sundry singers and one dancer performed to their utmost, but the ultimate a.nd climax of the whole evening finally came with the appearance of the Four Freshman.
These four men, who are anything but freshmen, brought life, enthusiasm, and real pazass to a previously slow-moving production. They performed to their highest peak of perfection, and the audience lapped up the fruits of the Freshmen talents.
Starting out with "Day in and Day Out" and ending with the smooth, mellow blend of "Time to Go," the Four Freshmen moved, grooved with the students, and each number brought some special communication to every individual.
Bob Frank, the Irish ham of the quartet, trying to "move" the girls with "Try a Little Tenderness," only succeeded in having the audience succomb to sheer laughter. Several times he brought down the house with his humorous antics and frequently ridiculous interpretations.
"Two weeks from tonight Pm going to join the Beach Boys and sing the High part."
At times, Frank became a little sickening. This was probably due to the fact that some of the humor was too prolonged and too stressed— he carried a good thing too far.
The small, dynamic gen- "wilh il".
tleman on the drums was introduced as "Tiny Tim's father," but he gave the appearance of anything but a relative of Tiny Tim's, let alone his father. He generated enthusiasm throughout the entire group, whether it was clowning with the "ham," encouraging audience participation, or praising one of the other members of the group.
Ken Alperts, who does most of the arranging and is probably the most complete performer in the whole show, has a soft, lifting bass voice that blended in extremely well with Frank's high 'soprano.' The composer for the group, Bill, entertained with the greatest degree of professionalism. His solo spot was well received. The self-composed song, "Act III", told the story of love as relating it to Act III of a play—act III, the make-up is gone and love is only make believe.
The scope of songs that the Freshmen sang were of a wide and varied rang; some were "oldies but moldies", others were totally new and contemporary. However, with each new number, the interpretation was anything but "moldy". The interpretation is designed to reach even the most prone "concert sleeper". Even if some of the smooth numbers put you to sleep, Frank's weird vocalizations or Tiny Tim's father's wild drum beats would a-rouse a thousand "Rip Van WinkelV\
The concert was entertaining, relaxing and totally enjoyable, and it was a real treat to see a group which has been around for 20 years